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Tuesday, 3 May 2016

New Balls Please

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Book: New Balls Please
Series: Ball Games #3
Author: Andie M. Long
Genre: Romantic Comedy


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Dora Evans is annoyed that her family are ignoring her while she’s in bed ill. To teach them what life would be like without her she absconds on a weeks break to learn how to play tennis. Partner Tim has had enough of Dora’s behaviour and to the surprise of daughter Camille and son Tyler, refuses to bring her home.

As the week goes on and tempers settle, Dora decides to read up on being a more submissive housewife and how to allow Tim to make the choices. In the meantime, Tim reads Dora’s Alpha books to see what her ideal man would be.
When Tim does collect his wife the Alpha meets the Submissive woman. Will they continue to make a great team or is this match about to end?

One way or another Tim’s going to need New Balls Please.


Another Hilarious book from Andie M. Long
I didn't think i'd Enjoy this book, i mean, it's Camille and Tyler's Mum and Dad. I thought it would be like reading about my own parents, and that wouldn't be cool. Anyway i really bloody enjoyed it. I read this whilst in the hospital waiting room waiting to be called to see the doctor. I got some funny looks when i laughed out loud quite a few times. 
The things Dora Got up to when she ran away made me want to run away too, minus the egg/balls incident and the car but i wanted to have some fun too!
This conversation between Tyler and Tim the day after Dora ran away is THE BEST, the typical way Men act over women.
 'All these years I've let things slide. No more. She's gone too far. This worm has turned. Tomorrow, I'm going to the bookshop and I’ll find myself one of those self-help books like she's always doing. There must be a How to survive a Manipulative Wife tome out there somewhere.' 'If there's a companion book on girlfriend, can you get it for me?' says Tyler. I shake my head. 'You've only been going out with Lindsay two and a half months.' 'I know, but she gets me to do things and afterwards I’m wondering how she did it.' He complains. ‘It’s some form of brainwashing.’ 'Exactly.' My dad waves his finger about. 'They're like witches or something, son. Take a lesson from me. Don't let Lindsay lay down the law.' They do a bro fist. 

The only thing i can say about this book, and the rest in this series is READ IT! If you want funny, if you want real life read them. You won't regret it.

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Early Feedback

I can't even...this book...I don't think I've laughed so much while reading a book in a long time! ~ Surrender To Books

This was by far my favourite of the novellas! Absolutely bloomin' hilarious and so true to life. ~ Kelsey’s Korner 

Oh my goodness this books is absolutely hilarious I'm still chucking now! ~ Blogging For The Love Of Authors And Their Books

This is without a doubt my favourite of the Balls books so far. Well written as always and full of fun and laugh out loud moments as well as a little bit of angst thrown into the mix. ~ A Book Lover's Emporium Book Blog

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About The Author

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Andie M. Long is the author of The Alphabet Game series, Underneath and Quickies. When not writing she can usually be found time wasting on social media. If you ever see her doing housework, step away. It means she's stressed! Prepare to meet the Turner Family in the Ball Games series in 2016 plus other works in progress.

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